Monday, April 20, 2015

Murder by Kelvin Herrera



This past weekend was crazy. The weather here in Houston was wild, the Royals versus A’s series was almost out of control, and the NBA and NHL playoffs started getting interesting. Here is a quick recap:

Friday night: The Oakland Billy Butlers came to The K, probably hoping to avenge their 2014 Wild Card loss to the Royals. My wife and I were planning to meet with some friends to celebrate a birthday, but mother nature here in Houston decided to let loose with a crazy storm that set off flood warnings and knocked out electricity everywhere.  Just look how big the storm was:

Thus, I was forced to follow the Royals game on my phone. The essence of the game could be captured in the following image:
You will notice that Oakland A’s player Brett Lawrie DID NOT EVEN ATTEMPT TO SLIDE SAFELY INTO SECOND BASE, opting instead to cowardly slash Alcides Escobar, who had to be helped off the field. Lawrie would have been safe at second had he not been such an idiot. Please pardon my French, but what an arsehole. 

Meanwhile, my wife and I were scrambling to move our belongings in case the rising waters in the bayou adjacent to our first floor apartment rose high enough to submerge us. Fortunately, we did not have to see if our couch could float and the rain eventually stopped.

Saturday: Since Houston is one of the world’s largest cities, there is a constant stream of ethnic festivals and on this particular Saturday, there were two that my wife and I hoped to attend: the Japanese Fest and the Lebanese Fest. There was also a local music and beer fest at the House of Blues, and one of my favorite Texas country artists, Jeremy Steding, was performing that night. It was gray outside that afternoon and when we attempted to find parking for the Japanese fest, it started drizzling so we decided to skip that and eat lunch with the friends that we missed on Friday night. After a short nap, we headed downtown to check out the Lebanese festival, which included a ginormous hookah (see below), then we stopped by the House of Blues for the beer fest. 
Giant Hookah at the Lebanese Fest
The Houston Rockets had a playoff game at 8:30 and we decided to grab some Texas cooking for dinner and watch the game before the Jeremy Steding show. At the same time, the Royals were playing their worst game of the season but at least were able to extract revenge of Brett Lawrie when Yordano Ventura hit him with a 99 MPH fastball and was promptly ejected from the game. The Royals were shutout for the first time this season and lost 5-0 but at least Lawrie got punished.

Sunday: My wife and I headed to church Sunday morning, which ended in time to watch the Royals rubber game with the A’s. I tried to tune in and watch on the internet but the storm on Friday had knocked out the internet so I had to follow the game on my phone again. Since Lawrie had received his punishment, this game should have been all about baseball but Oakland pitcher Scott Kazmir, normally known for his control, hit Lorenzo Cain with a 2-seam fastball (Royals 14th HBP this season). Here is a look at the 2-seam fastballs that Kazmir threw on Sunday (pic from Hunter Samuels):
 It is pretty clear which pitch hit Cain and that it was intentional. Kazmir was given a warning, which caused Ned Yost to argue with the umpire since Yordano Ventura did not receive a warning after beaning Lawrie on Saturday. Yost was ejected then pitching coach Dave Eiland got ejected for yelling at Kazmir. Kazmir stayed in the game showcasing his good control and limited the Royals to 2 runs on 6 hits, but in the 8th inning, Kelvin Herrera decided to even the score once more and threw a 100 MPH heater behind Lawrie’s back. He was immediately ejected, along with Alcides Escobar and Don Wakamatsu, meaning a total of 6 Royals players and coaches were ejected in this series versus the A’s (Oakland had 0 ejections). Lorenzo Cain, the reigning ALCS MVP decided he had had enough and reached base on a double, then stole third. Kendry Morales drove Cain and Hosmer home helping the Royals win the game and the series. After the game, Oakland fans and media went ballistic over Herrera’s pitch.

And you know what? I DON’T BLAME THEM. I have previously written about how tough it is to face the Royals intimidating trio of relievers, and now we have an entire city afraid of Kelvin Herrera. In fact, some of them were even suggesting that Herrera could have murdered Lawrie and THEY ARE COMPLETELY CORRECT because Herrera throws pure fire and that 100 MPH fastball he threw at Lawrie could have easily defeated Smaug from The Hobbit. Oakland folks are also suggesting that Herrera was throwing at Lawrie’s head but that is utterly ridiculous for three reasons: 1 – look at the photo below. The red arrow is pointing at the ball and those are called ribs, not the head; 2 – Herrera could have easily hit Lawrie’s head if he wanted to. In fact, he can put the ball wherever he wants which is why he has not allowed a home run since 2013; and 3 – Herrera throws so hard he does not need to hit someone’s head to murder them. He could probably kill you by hitting your foot (which is where Cain was hit by Kazmir after he jumped out of the way) so hard that your body would literally combust from the heat.  
The funny thing is, the A’s are not accepting any blame for their role in this fiasco. They are just angry and scared. Josh Reddick said that the team was ready on the top steps of their dugout waiting for Ventura to hit Lawrie on Saturday, and the benches cleared although no fights occurred. Lawrie said that Herrera needs to pay for his pitch, and like a baby, he suggested that Herrera be suspended for as many as 15 games. Kazmir said that he did not intentionally hit Cain, but he left no explanation for how it happened, especially considering that Cain is currently the Royals best player and Kazmir otherwise had good control for the whole game. The A’s need to own up and shut up and the Royals need to let their game do the talking and stop instigating drama. AND THE MLB NEEDS TO STOP HITTING THE ROYALS WITH PITCHES.

As you can see, this was a crazy weekend and hopefully the Royals crush the Twinkies tonight. Never forget that KC is greater than Oakland.

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