Go Roys Go

Ahhhh it’s Friday. The Royals just swept the White Sox. Spring has sprung. The Royals have not yet lost a game. We do not have to think about freezing temperatures again for another 7 months. AND THE ROYALS ARE UNDEFEATED. I do not think I can stress enough that the Royals have won all of their games. Here is a quick look at some stats so far:

• Royals have the highest batting average, OPS and most RBI’s in the MLB
• Royals have second most home runs, total runs scored, stolen bases, and on-base percentage
• Royals have the fewest strikeouts in all of baseball
• Royals are one of only 5 undefeated teams left, only 2 of which are in the AL
• The 2003 Detroit Tigers were the worst team in the history of the AL. This is relevant only because I hate them and you should too. Even Justin Verlander thinks Detroit sucks...

 So basically, the Royals have been doing work so far in 2015, which is deserving of some song and praise. If you have ever been to Wrigley Field in Chicago and were able to see the rare Cubs win, you are familiar with the song they play at the end of the game. The main chorus goes like this:

“Go Cubs go, go Cubs go-oooh, Hey Chicago what do you say, the Cubs are gonna win today”

Since the Royals have been winning so much lately, I think they need a similar song, and borrowing from the Cubs, I wrote one below. Please feel free to add music, copyright it in my name, then sell it to the Royals for a million bucks so I can retire. 

“Go Roys Go” 

Kansas City, the Boys in Blue,

Better watch out, they’re coming for you.

Hey Kansas City, what do you say,

The Royals are gonna win today.

They’re singing Go Roys go, Go Roys go,

Hey Kansas City, what do you say,

Dem Roys are gonna win today.

They got Moose and Hosmer, best in the League,

Dyson and Cain will burn you with speed,

AL Champions in 2014

Aint gonna stop ‘til they win the World Series

We’re singing now Go Roys Go, Go Roys Go,

Hey Kansas City what do you say,

The Royals are gonna win today

Everyone better come down to The K,

Watch Greg Holland get another save,

“Let’s Go Royals” everybody chants,

Cuz Kansas City has the GREATEST FANS

Let’s sing it, Go Roys Go, Go Roys Go,

Hey Kansas City, what do you say,

THE ROYALS ARE GONNA WIN AGAIN TODAY

Make sure you tune in tonight as the Royals take on the Los Angeles Mike Trouts. After sweeping them in the ALDS last year, we basically own them now, and it would be fun to see us give them another spanking.