Matt C for KC: February 2020

Tuesday, February 11, 2020

Niners need love too

As the 2020 Valentine's Day nears, it is important for us all to remember everyone in our lives that is worthy of love and affection. This includes:

Grandparents
Parents
Children
Sibling(s)
Aunts/Uncles/Cousins
Neighbors
Your middle school science teacher who gave you detention for chewing gum in class
And the 49ers players and their fans

The last one is tough to show love to as they have been the saltiest group of humans in world history. Not everyone can win the Super Bowl (y'all already have won FIVE of them for goodness sake!) but here we are 9 days after the CHIEFS BECAME WORLD CHAMPIONS and the 49ers and their fans are changing the meaning of the phrase "Would you like fries with that?" As in, "y'all want some fries with that salt you crybabies?"

Regardless of whether George Kittle had OPI, whether Nick Bosa was held, whether the first Damien Williams TD was inbounds or not, YOU STILL HAD A 10-POINT LEAD WITH LESS THAN 7 MINUTES TO PLAY IN THE SUPER BOWL AND YOU BLEW IT. And you blew it royally because you LOST BY 11 POINTS. Accept your fate. You suck you losers.

I digress. This is about love not how stupid the Niners are. And thus, I present to you some #NinersValentines for the 49ers players and fans in your life. You may choose to also send some #ChiefsValentines their way too. Happy Valentine's!

Kyle Shanahan has lots of time for you, LOL

Richard Sherman will keep you in his sights. Literally.

LOL

Jimmy G may or may not throw your love away

No one feels sorry for Nick Bosa

OPI means "Oh Please be mIne"

Friday, February 7, 2020

A Valentines Day for Champions

It is that time of year...love is in the air. The Midwest is cold as February "heats up". AND THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS ARE WORLD CHAMPIONS.

Sorry for yelling but really, how often does one get to type "THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS ARE WORLD CHAMPIONS!"? Not often. So you can bet your bottom I will be taking liberties with that phrase as much as possible in this post.

Anyway, the WORLD CHAMPION KANSAS CITY CHIEFS recently won the Super Bowl, making them CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD, and they deserve all the love we can muster here in #ChiefsKingdom. Kudos to Andy Reid and Co., the CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD. What a fantastic game that was replete with a third 10-point comeback in as many playoff games from the WORLD CHAMPION CHIEFS. Anyone who counted them out surely now feels like a complete tool, considering the WORLD CHAMPION CHIEFS won every one of their playoff games by double-digits after being behind by double-digits in every single one of them. Y'all ain't gonna doubt them anymore are ya?!?!?!

I digress. A few years ago, I made some Royals Valentines to commemorate THE WORLD CHAMPION KANSAS CITY ROYALS, which seemed to be pretty popular (even the KC Star picked them up!). So naturally, I thought the WORLD CHAMPION KANSAS CITY CHIEFS deserved the same treatment. I apologize in advance for the more PG-13 rated ones - it is NOT my fault some of the Chiefs players have suggestive names and nicknames. Enjoy! The WORLD CHAMPION KANSAS CITY CHIEFS sure had a great time at their parade, so you should have some fun with these WORLD CHAMPION Valentines - send them to everyone you know, especially Raiders, Donkeys, and Chargers fans who all have been missing a WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP in their lives.