Tuesday, February 11, 2020

Niners need love too

As the 2020 Valentine's Day nears, it is important for us all to remember everyone in our lives that is worthy of love and affection. This includes:
  • Grandparents
  • Parents
  • Children
  • Sibling(s)
  • Aunts/Uncles/Cousins
  • Neighbors
  • Your middle school science teacher who gave you detention for chewing gum in class
  • And the 49ers players and their fans
The last one is tough to show love to as they have been the saltiest group of humans in world history. Not everyone can win the Super Bowl (y'all already have won FIVE of them for goodness sake!) but here we are 9 days after the CHIEFS BECAME WORLD CHAMPIONS and the 49ers and their fans are changing the meaning of the phrase "Would you like fries with that?" As in, "y'all want some fries with that salt you crybabies?"

Regardless of whether George Kittle had OPI, whether Nick Bosa was held, whether the first Damien Williams TD was inbounds or not, YOU STILL HAD A 10-POINT LEAD WITH LESS THAN 7 MINUTES TO PLAY IN THE SUPER BOWL AND YOU BLEW IT. And you blew it royally because you LOST BY 11 POINTS. Accept your fate. You suck you losers.

I digress. This is about love not how stupid the Niners are. And thus, I present to you some #NinersValentines for the 49ers players and fans in your life. You may choose to also send some #ChiefsValentines their way too. Happy Valentine's!

Kyle Shanahan has lots of time for you, LOL
Richard Sherman will keep you in his sights. Literally.
LOL
Jimmy G may or may not throw your love away
No one feels sorry for Nick Bosa
OPI means "Oh Please be mIne"



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