Royals Valentines Poems

In honor of Valentine's Day, my love for the Royals, and my tradition of crafting sophomoric Royals' Valentines on this Day of Love, below is my newest creation: The Royals Valentines Poems. I apologize in advance for my brief use of French.

Please feel free to make your own, and share them on social media. All of mine have been posted on my Twitter account, using #RoyalsValentinesPoems.

Enjoy, and Happy Valentine's Day!

Roses are red
Royals are blue
Hosmer, all of KC
Is waiting on you

Roses are red
Royals are blue
Dear Ned,
Escobar better not play 162

Roses are red
Royals are the sh*t
GMDM,
you better not trade Whit!

Roses are red
Barry Bonds might be a phony
Kansas City don’t care
Cuz our right fielder is Boni

Roses are red
It’s Valentine’s Day for all
The olympics are on
But I’m ready for baseball

Roses are red
Trees are shady
I really hope the Royals opening day roster includes Dick Lovelady

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Whit Merrifield is gonna steal a base.
Or 32

Roses are red
This winter has been polar
KC is ready to see
Some dingers from Soler

Roses are red
The Royals didn’t sign Lo
The 2018 outfield will be different
Except for Gordo

Roses are red
Some players don’t know
They can’t score a run
When Alex Gordon throws

Roses are red
The @Brewers signed Cain
Let’s give him a Standing O
When he returns to The K

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