Thursday, October 16, 2014

Party like its 2014

The fact that the world has not yet ended is amazing. Consider the facts:

The Kansas City Royals are going to the World Series. Their manager is Ned Yost, who has a career win percentage of 47.9%. Yost was labeled a “dunce” by the Wall Street Journal. The Royals have only had 20 seasons in their 45-year history where they won more games than they lost. They hadn’t been to the playoffs in almost 3 decades. They have the second oldest player in the MLB in Raul Ibanez.

All of those signs indicate that if they made it to the World Series that voodoo devil magic was involved and/or the world was coming to an end. Yet here we are and the world continues to spin. Consider how they got here:

Lorenzo Cain, the ALCS Most Valuable Player, batted 8 for 15 in the ALCS with an On-base-plus-slugging (OPS) percent of 1.255. He had 10 total bases in just 4 games. He also caught everything hit his way, prompting the following meme:
Eric Hosmer, the Wizard of Hoz, has 2 home runs, 8 RBI’s, and 22 total bases in 8 postseason games this year. And he also bought KC fans a beer because HE IS AWESOME. In an age where athletes are leaving 20 cent tips at restaurants, this is nuts.
Alex Gordon, the 3-time Gold Glove winner, will run through a wall to catch a ball hit towards him. He literally changed the way the Orioles played in Game 3 when they held a runner at third base rather than attempt to challenge his golden arm from left field. And I love the pic below because it reminds me of this video clip (fast forward to the 3:27 mark).
Ned Yost, the oft-criticized and much-maligned but longest-tenured Royals manager ever, is now the first manager in MLB history to win his first 8 postseason games. The Royals are the only team ever to start a postseason with 8 straight wins. Kudos to the ‘dunce.’ Please check out this incredible Vine of Ned Yost in the dugout. It will make your day...

Mike Moustakas, who actually spent time in the minor leagues this season, has hit 4 home runs in the playoffs and made two amazing plays that helped preserve the Royals game 4 victory over the Orioles. He practically sacrificed his body for the team, leading to questions as to what would it take to keep him from going after foul balls. The answer? Nothing.
There are countless other examples: Jarrod Dyson’s speed and throwing at a runner at third from the outfield, Sal Perez’s game-winning hit against the A’s, Wade Davis and Kelvin Herrera striking out everyone, Greg Holland saving ALL 4 GAMES OF THE ALCS, etc. etc. There is not enough room to discuss them all, so I will leave you with this picture of Lorenzo Cain getting his sweep on:

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

What speed do



This Friday, the MLB’s Most Surprising Team heads to Baltimore to take on the Orioles. You could argue that the Orioles are the MLB’s Most Surprising Team, but I could argue that you are an idiot. The reason being that the Orioles won their division by 12 games and were never really challenged by their division foes (Red Sox, really?), and were essentially the number 2 seed in the AL playoffs. The Royals, on the other hand, had an incredibly up and down season that spanned first place to fourth place, then made the playoffs for the first time in 29 years, and won the craziest Wild Card game in the history of sports. They are not supposed to be here but they are. Most Surprising Team.

All of 2014 has been a crazy ride, but I have decided to write a post about this Royals-coaster season  another time. Today I just wanted to take a look at what the Royals speed can do and how it might affect their chances to beat the Orioles. Chances are, you have heard the Royals’ Jarrod Dyson’s famous “that’s what speed do” phrase, which he uttered after showcasing his speed to score the winning run in a walkoff victory in 2012. Speed has been very important to these Royals and below is why:

First and foremost, it has been well-reported that the Royals are prominent base thieves, stealing 153 bases over the regular season, which is 15 more than the second place Dodgers, who are now out of the playoffs. They were led by Jarrod Dyson, who had 36 stolen bases, followed by Alcides Escobar (31) and Lorenzo Cain (28). Nori Aoki (17) and Alex Gordon (12) round out the Royals who finished with double digit steals. Dyson is tied for sixth in the league, well behind the Dodgers’ Dee Gordon and his 64 stolen bases. However, Dee Gordon stole 46% of his team’s bases this season, whereas the Royals shared the load as a team. Dyson spoke about how this is a team game, and it has been amazing to watch the small ball tactics of the Royals come to fruition in this playoffs. How did the Royals’ players get so fast? Well below are untouched photos of Jarrod Dyson and Terrance Gore training in the offseason:
Jarrod Dyson clearly beating an antelope in a race to second base (March, 2014)
Terrance Gore, outrunning a cheetah during a workout in Southwest Africa in late February, 2014
Second, the Royals have an incredible 12 stolen bases this postseason (an average of 3 per game), with a 92% success on those stolen bases (thanks Derek Norris!). Of the remaining postseason teams, Baltimore and San Francisco have 2 each, and the Cardinals have zero (ha!). Oddly, Alex Gordon and Terrance Gore are tied for first in the MLB postseason with 3 stolen bases apiece.

Third, the Orioles’ catchers are Caleb Joseph and Nick Hundley. As a whole, the Orioles are great defensively, but with their star catcher Matt Wieters out, they have a conundrum for which backup to use. Joseph has not spent much time in the majors because his defense was poor in the minor leagues but he had a good season and threw out 40% of runners trying to steal this year (which would rank #1 in the MLB if he were qualified). He cannot hit very well though. Hundley has thrown out 19% of runners trying to steal, but he has more power than Joseph. The O’s have been using Hundley in the postseason so far, which might be good news for the Royals, unless their manager Buck Showalter opts for Joseph in the AL Championship series. 

Overall, my impression is that since both the Orioles and Royals rely on tight pitching and solid defense, the Royals will likely need to use their speed on the base paths and hope that the Orioles need to use Nick Hundley for his better batting skills. If the Royals success on the base paths continues (they also have the second most bases on balls and have the most sacrifice flies this postseason - both reasons to steal bases frequently), then the Orioles might find themselves out of the playoffs. Cuz that's what speed do....

Lets Go Royals!

Saturday, October 4, 2014

KC Roys: Real American Heroes

To quote the great Walter Matthau and one of his classic lines from Grumpy Old Men: “Holy Moly.” Did anyone see this coming?!? How about them Royals?!? HOW BOUT DEM ROYS???
Another game, another nail-biter, another night of extra innings and ANOTHER hero emerged. These Kansas City Royals are so fun to watch. Seemingly built for the playoffs, THEY NOW HAVE A 6 GAME WINNING STREAK IN THE POSTSEASON, dating all the way back to when Reagan was President, Blockbuster was a week old, and Nintendo had just been released. In the playoffs, ALL THE ROYALS DO IS WIN.
Last night’s hero was Eric Hosmer after blasting his 2-run, 11th inning home run. Mike Moustakas provided the winning run two nights ago, and Salvador Perez did the same on Tuesday. Yordano Ventura and Jason Vargas (plus all of the Royals relievers) have been pitching so well that it should be illegal. Ventura in particular threw numerous pitches over 100 MPH last night. Brandon Finnegan got his first playoff win, Greg Holland got his second save. Forget GI Joe, THESE are the real American Heroes:
Hoz, Moose, Ace, Salvy and Vargy: REAL American Heroes
To top off the Greatest Week in Kansas City Sports since 1985, the Detroit Tigers choked away their playoff game yesterday against the Orioles and are now in an 0-2 hole in the postseason. You suck idiots! Below is a pic of an actual Tigers fan. What a loser.
The Royals are captivating America and it is glorious. All eyes will be on KC on Sunday as the Royals host the Angels in Game 3 of the AL Divisional Series. The Royals have a chance to sweep the Angels and move on to the AL Championship series. Wow! Just typing those words is amazing. Even my brother is taking notice of the Roys (weird fact: I never once called them the ‘Roys” until this season. No idea why). He told me he has watched more baseball this week than in the past 10 years combined. I believe it, and I am glad that he is back as a fan. And I don’t know about you but I am going to continue riding this Royals wave as long as I can!!!!!!!!!!!
Actual photo of me riding a Royals wave (October, 2014)

Thursday, October 2, 2014

KC and KC



Ahhhh, how bout dem Roys?!? What a game, what a night, what a week, and what a season. October baseball is back! I missed the very end of the game Tuesday night but woke up Wednesday to the picture below and man did that make my day!

Plenty of folks have analyzed and reported on the Royals amazing, come-from-behind-as-many-times-as-necessary, do or die thriller of a game on Tuesday night in KC, only one day removed from the Chiefs amazing performance on the national stage. Rather than add to the same old analyses, I thought I would chime in from a different perspective.

Last week was one of the greatest weeks of my life, in part because the Royals qualified for the postseason for the first time in 29 years, and also because Kenny Chesney released a new album.
Everyone that knows me is well aware that Kenny Chesney is my boy. I started listening to him in 2002 when I was sort of dating a girl that liked country music and I wanted to impress her. I bought his “No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problems” album and my enjoyment of his voice and songs took off. His music has been a mainstay in my cd player and iPod ever since. They helped me get through my father’s death and my many moves across the country, and several Kenny songs were played at my wedding (my first dance with my wife was to a Kenny song). Every one of my friends sends me a text when they hear a Kenny song on the radio, and certain songs of his conjure special memories that my friends and I share. 

If you are wondering what Kenny Chesney has to do with discussing the Royals game on Tuesday, the answer is pretty simple. The new Kenny album marks a return to his old style of music and a departure from the Jimmy Buffet island-style tunes he put out on his last two albums, and the messages in those songs are directly applicable to the KC Royals and this past season. I thought I would explain how below, using lyrics from each of those songs. If you haven’t listened to it yet, check it out. 
Track 1 – The Big Revival. This is the title track and a great song to start the album with. A mid-tempo song, it has enough energy to get you ready to rock. The album was released on Tuesday, Spetember 23, and in an eerie way, the lyrics describe perfectly what was yet to transpire later that week. Kenny starts the song by softly singing “Get ready for the big revival,” foreshadowing the impending glory days that were brought back to Royals fans 3 days after the album's release on Friday September 26, when they qualified for the postseason by beating the White Sox. And Kenny reminds us all that “If your faith ain’t strong enough child, you might wind up dead” – almost a direct reference to the game on Tuesday. The Royals needed every one of their fans to have faith and stick around for the entire game, even when they were down by 4 runs in the 7th inning. And for the Royals faithful, it paid off; in fact, the Oakland A’s themselves admitted that the noise from 40,000+ passionate fans might have played a role in the game. First playoff team to come back from 4 runs down in an elimination game. Kudos, KC.

Track 2 – Drink It Up. Kenny brought out the guitars for the second track. And with those guitars screaming in the background, he reminds us that there are “only so many times you get to feel like this” so we should “light it up, burn it out, that’s what life’s all about.” Perfect advice for a city that has been starved for a playoff victory for over two decades. Get out there and celebrate! Wear your Royals blue, your Chiefs red, and go crazy. And as Kenny points out “you can’t just take al little sip, fill your cup, drink it up.” Just make sure you fill your cup with Boulevard.

Track 3 – Til It’s Gone. This is probably my favorite song on the album. A mid-tempo rocker, this song has a great melody and I SWEAR IT SOUNDS LIKE THE ROYALS WROTE THIS SONG FOR KANSAS CITY FANS. Just look at the lyrics: “tonight we’re running on luck, if we’re gonna use it all up, there’s only one thing left to do: gonna take a deep breath and hold it in, twirl you around til my head spins”. Then later he sings, “One life, one chance, one ticket to the big dance. You and me still holding on, right down to the last song.” The Royals were running on luck all season long – luck that no major injuries occurred, luck that the American League was soft this year, luck that Oakland and Seattle choked down the stretch and enabled KC to lock down a playoff spot. Then we all took a deep breath on Tuesday night and WHAM the Royals twirled us around, spinning our heads and giving us the thrill of a lifetime. If this is the Royals one chance, their one ticket to the big dance, they wanted us fans there with them to the very end. And if you still haven’t listened to the album yet, you are crazy. This album was made for Royals fans.

Track 4 – American Kids. This was the first single released on the album and has received plenty of radio airplay. The song is an ode to being young in the USA. The Royals have several young players on their roster (Eric Hosmer, Mike Moustakas, Salvy Perez), and Royals fans have had to deal with their hitting struggles and weird haircuts and those odd hand signs they do when they get on base. American Kids is sort of cheesy, but it has a great tune and perfectly describes those young players: “a little messed up but we were all alright.” And despite those hitting struggles and weird haircuts, Hos, Moose and Salvy all did alright on Tuesday night and have given KC their first postseason victory in a long time. 

Track 5 – Wild Child. This is the song I like the least on the album. It is slow and terrible and the tune sucks. And he sings it with Grace Potter who has a great voice but it never comes out on this track. However, the song does describe many folks and their relationship with the Royals: “might break my heart but God she drives me wild child.” Raise your hand if the Royals have broke your heart in the past few years...
Thought so. And that is how I have felt the past several years. The good news is that the Royals making the playoffs mended my broken heart and all is well again.

Track 6 – Beer Can Chicken. This is the my second least favorite song on the album but offers two messages that are important for Royals fans. First, Kenny begins the song by singing “Seems like everything that’s good in life, you’ve gotta wait for.” And boy how KC fans have waited. TWENTY-NINE YEARS OF WAITING. But the Royals made it all worth it with their victory on Tuesday. This is a good message to apply in other areas of life. And second, Kenny sings “It’s the little things that make life worth living.” Your family, friends, favorite beer, good songs - all make life worth living. When life gets you down, or the Royals face another long stretch without playoffs, think about what Kenny sings: “Would you look at this night that we’ve been given” and remember the small things that got you there, and got the Royals to the playoffs. Small things like having the most stolen bases and fewest strikeouts in all of baseball, shutdown relievers and only losing 1 game when leading after the 7th inning. Bunts upon bunts upon bunts but hey, WE WON A PLAYOFF GAME USING THOSE BUNTS and tied an MLB record with 7 stolen bases on Tuesday night. It’s the little things that make life worth living. 

Track 7 – Rock Bottom. A rocking song that I really like.  It perfectly captures the Royals on Tuesday night, as well as the Royals of the past decade. Kenny sings “I hit rock bottom, started bouncing back” and the guitars wail behind him and you want to “crank it up” and destroy anything getting you down. And that is what the Royals did on Tuesday. After 2 home runs, when the score was 7-3, against a solid baseball team with one of the best pitchers in MLB postseason history, needing 8 runs to win it and they hadn’t scored 8 runs in one game in well over a month, the Royals had their backs to the wall and had basically hit rock bottom. They were literally 9 outs away from losing a home playoff game, their first taste of postseason IN FOREVER. Then Alcides Escobar ran out a grounder up the middle and was safe at first. Stole second base. Moved to third on a chopper by Nori Aoki. Lorenzo Cain drove him home. Eric Hosmer walked. Billy Butler drove Cain home. A wild pitch allowed Hosmer to score. The Royals relievers pitched as if their lives depended on winning this game. Josh Willingham blooped a hit and Jarrod Dyson pinch ran for him. Escobar bunted him to second, then Dyson stole third. Aoki drove him home with a long sacrifice fly. Later in the 12th inning, Hosmer jacked a triple off the wall, Christian Colon grounded him home, then stole second, then Salvador Perez hit the biggest hit in 29 years in KC down the third base line and Colon scored easily and just like that the Royals had bounced back from rock bottom. ARE YOU NOT CREEPED OUT BY HOW MUCH THIS KENNY ALBUM MIRRORS THE ROYALS?????

Track 8 – Don’t It. At first I did not like this song, but after several listens, it grew on me. Kenny showcases his voice with this slower tune, and also offers some great lyrics that of course, directly apply to the Royals and their fans. On the song, he sings “I’ve been right and I’ve been wrong, somewhere in between for so long,” which I imagine everyone can relate to, not just in life, but in how well we all thought the Royals would do this season and on Tuesday night. I was pretty sure that the Royals would not make the playoffs, then I was pretty sure they would claim the AL Central, then I was just happy to be in between those with them making the Wild Card game. And during the game, I was pretty sure the Royals would lose, then I was DEFINITELY sure the Royals would lose, then I thought the Royals had a chance and then I was just happy to see them fighting to stay alive AND THEN OMG THEY WON THE FREAKING GAME AND WHO CARES IF WE WERE RIGHT OR WRONG. As Kenny sings “Life has its way of proving you wrong, don’t it?” then later in the song, “life has its way of keeping you strong, don’t it?” Yep, it sure does Kenny. Being proved wrong has made me strong. And I have never been more happy to be wrong about these Royals.

Track 9 – Save It For A Rainy Day. This is a great song. It is about letting go of heartbreak and the one you loved who ran away. And I think that it applies to everyone in KC, especially those who jumped ship when the Royals were terrible, and it applies even to those Royals fans (myself included) who have found fault with every player and Ned Yost and Dayton Moore and even the ball boys at Kauffman Stadium. Kenny sings “the sun's too bright, the sky’s too blue, beer’s too cold to be thinking bout you, gonna take this heartbreak and tuck it away, save it for a rainy day.” And that is precisely what we should all do. Let us bask in the glory of the Royals, the Chiefs and Sporting KC and put our heartbreak and playoff droughts and playoff losses aside. And for those of you Kansas Citians who jumped ship, come on back, there is plenty of room on the Royals bandwagon. 

Track 10 – Flora-Bama. This is another cheesy Kenny song, but it has a good tune and offers a good beat. It refers to the beach where Florida and Alabama meet, which has nothing to do with KC or the Royals, but Kenny sings “Bout to open up a big old can of good times, unwind, Fall in and out of love in the same night,” and I am willing to bet that every person who tailgated before Tuesday night’s game was thinking they were opening up a can of good times before falling in and out of love with the Royals that night. What a crazy night. Nothing beats a Royals game at The K. This is the perfect song to blare when tailgating for these Royals. Your next chance to do so is this Sunday when the Royals host the Angels in the AL Divisional Series. I recommend buying this album and blasting it while waiting for the gates to open. 

Track 11 – If This Bus Could Talk. The last song on the album, this song showcases Kenny’s personal side. The song is about Kenny’s memories through his history as a singer, from playing small crowds, to county fairs and the summer tours that have made him so famous. In a lot of ways, it mirrors the Royals. They are a small market team, and typically play to smaller crowds (although they had their highest attendance since 1991 this season!). They have had “some crowds that didn’t care” but they have kept “rocking through it all.” No one believed the Royals were good enough (only 13 ESPN writers out of 44 picked the Royals to even make the playoffs before this season started) but they kept playing their brand of “small ball” until they had clenched a postseason berth. They went from a joke that nobody cared about to a team that has trended on Twitter several times and averaged 5.2 million viewers on national TV during their game Tuesday night. They made the cover of Sports Illustrated and have garnered new fans across the globe and one has to wonder: what would the Royals bus say? My guess is that “he’d tell you that I love you, if this bus could talk.”

So there you have it. Kenny Chesney’s album “The Big Revival” perfectly captures the Royals and what it is like to be a fan of the team, whether you have “been caught in a hurricane” and “hit rock bottom” with them, or experienced their “big revival” and “one ticket to the big dance.” Take Kenny’s advice and “kick back and watch the big wheels turn, light up the night and let it burn, til its gone” and “keep living every day like its Saturday night,” while making sure you cheer on our Boys in Blue as they play baseball in October for the first time in 29 years. The first ALDS game against the Angels is at 8:07 p.m. tonight. Drink it up! Kenny would want you to...

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

29 years in the making



Here it is.

The most important day in the past 29 years. A moment that we have waited to arise for almost 3 decades. A night we have dreamed of, agonized over, yelled at the TV for, and cursed at our owner/manager/players until we willed them to this day. 

Tonight, the Royals host a playoff game.

If you are from Kansas City (the 816, 913 and outer lying areas) and that sentence doesn’t give you chills or bring you to the brink of tears, then you are probably no longer clinically alive. 

The game starts in approximately 5 hours. The Plaza is festooned with Royals flags; the fountains that have given this glorious city its nickname are shooting blue water. Everyone has on their old George Brett #5 (or Moose #8 or even Gil Meche #55) t-shirt from some T-Shirt Tuesday. 

THIS IS THE MOST EXCITING DAY IN YOUR LIFE (Unless you are old enough to remember 1985. Most people reading this blog are probably not old enough to remember 1985 since the older generation never really learned what the internet is. Anyway, TODAY IS EXCITING). James Shields is pitching, in what might be his last game as a Royal. They are handing out Blue Rally Towels at The K. The weather looks perfect. Tailgating starts in 30 minutes and the air will soon be filled with the smell of hot dogs and beer and KC bbq that is so famous.

Drink it up. Take it all in. Buy some new Royals gear. Hug an old friend and make fun of Oakland fans since their football team is a joke. Cheer as loud as you can, even if you are not at the game.

I know I will be. In fact, I am going to try and make this the most Kansas City night ever had in the state of Texas (hopefully I can find some Boulevard and KC Masterpiece and some decent ribs here in Houston). Nights like these are so rare for KC. In fact, WEEKS like these are even more rare, with the Chiefs destroying the Patriots last night on Monday Night Football and Sporting KC heading to Washington DC tomorrow to meet the President and be congratulated for their MLS Championship. KANSAS CITY IS THE PLACE TO BE. I am so jealous of everyone going to the game tonight. Please go have some fun. Even if the Royals don’t defeat Jon Lester and his career 1.84 ERA against them. BECAUSE KC DESERVES THIS. You deserve this.

We are part of the Royals family and we are in the playoffs. The sweetest thing anyone can ever say.

Good luck tonight to the Boys in Blue. Each and every one of you who has given KC a source of pride.


Saturday, September 27, 2014

Chicken soup for the playoff-deprived soul

(disclaimer: all text in caps should be read in a loud voice)

Ever have a nagging sickness drag you down? Put you out of commission? Make you feel like time was crawling along at a snail’s pace.

Well I have the remedy for you. It is simple. MAKE THE PLAYOFFS.

Have marital problems? MAKE THE PLAYOFFS.

Have an annoying canker sore? MAKE THE PLAYOFFS.

Is your car unreliable and refuses to start when you HAVE to present your latest budget proposal? You guessed it: MAKE THE PLAYOFFS.

Who cares about debt when you’re in the playoffs? Who needs counseling when you have clinched a berth in the postseason? What city cares about football when its baseball team is competing for a WORLD SERIES TITLE?

After 29 fruitless years, the KC Royals clinched a spot in the 2014 MLB playoffs and IT SOLVED EVERYTHING. Last night, there was not a single problem in the world. September 26, 2014 will forever be an important day for Royals fans. Their fanhood became legitimate. The Toronto Blue Jays now have the longest playoff drought in major professional sports. We all know their pain AND IT FEELS SO GOOD NOW THAT OUR PAIN IS GONE.

Kansas City is thriving – all three major sports teams made the playoffs in 2013-2014, with Sporting KC winning it all last year in the MLS and looking like they will make another postseason run (despite that awful loss last night). The Chiefs are deeper than ever thanks to head coach Andy Reid and GM John Dorsey and should be primed for multiple years in the playoffs, especially when Peyton Manning retires or is injured again. And those Royals…boy, it chokes me up.

Hos and Salvy hug after the Royals clinched a playoff berth
It took GM Dayton Moore 8 years, and the rest of the Royals 29 years, to get there. A turtle’s pace, but Moore did it:


Since 1985, people have lived and died, married and divorced, became doctors and lawyers, and four new presidents have been elected. Wars, terrorism, school shootings, and Lady Gaga have all taken over the world during the time the Royals have not been in the playoffs.

I really didn’t think I would cry. I thought I was tough enough and manly enough to hold it in, a GRITTY adult who had lived through 29 years of hard times. Men don't cry when their teams win a baseball game. But no one knows how much toll 29 years of hard times will do to their emotions, and for me, those emotions came out last night. Maybe I was drunk. Maybe it was just time to let it out. If my wife reads this and says anything, I can always deny it and keep my manhood intact. “You were sleeping, so what do you know?!” Either way, the KANSAS CITY ROYALS ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS. Go celebrate KC, you beautiful city. #GreatestDayEver