After accumulating enough talent and power to take the K-Men within mere feet of defeating the most evil team in the universe, Professor M and Ned Yost returned this year with a passion, a desire to rid the world of all that is malevolent. To prepare for that, they looked for any weaknesses the K-Men might have, and set out to address those weaknesses. Their search produced the following new members of the K-Men:
Christian Colon, who was drafted by Professor M in 2010. After several years of developing his skills, he became a member of the K-Men in 2014, scoring the winning run in their memorable Playoff Battle against the Oakland A's. Colon serves as a remarkable sidekick for the K-Men and is the backup for Moose, Escobar, and Omar Infante. His versatility is remarkable.
Paulo Orlando spent 10 years developing his speed and skills before joining the K-Men this year. He was named the fastest runner on numerous teams, which is evident when watching him with the K-Men as he simply soars around the bases.
Kendrys Morales was brought in to replace Billy Butler, an old member of the K-Men. Morales has filled in admirably for Butler, wielding tremendous power with his bat and bringing fear to opponents.
Chris Young had once been a huge asset but had been left for dead until Professor M gave him a call and invited him to try out for the K-Men this year. He has not disappointed and has become much-feared as the tallest player in all of The League, which gives him the ability to throw deceiving pitches to opponents that they simply flail at.
Ryan Madson was also left for dead until Professor M resurrected his career with an invite for try out for the K-Men. Madson has the strength of a thousand men and the tenacity of a thousand bull dogs. He has become a colossal weapon in the already terrifying bullpen.
Finally, Edinson Volquez was added to the K-Men this year. He has been a leader and is known for his fury on the mound.
These are the K-Men and together they will fight to rid evil and rule The League!
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